Breath In… Breath Out

(Background Music: Machinehead - Bush)

Egocentric (’eegow’ sentrik)
n.        A self-centered person with little regard for others.
adj.     Limited to or caring only about yourself and your own needs.

Self-Expression is what i do least, but some people simply pique me up!

Strike 1: Admit your mistake.  Don’t put things in jeopardy.

Strike 2: Don’t be such an AIRHEAD!!! If you know how things work, PROVE IT! You may deserve my  applause. Here’s a tip: If your head is full of bad air… release it through your BUTT… yeah, i know it Stinks (who says you don’t?)!

Strike 3: Finally… Respect others. Deliver your lewdness to other airheads… Don’t be so democratic and feel free to say anything (you pervert!) as if you own everybody’s lives. If i can hear  you say that again, i promise I’ll hit your filthy BUTT-HEAD off!

(inhales) ——- (exhales)

We are here as a team… We are here to have fun… We are here to promote camaraderie. It is not a competition, and we don’t think it’s a competition. What you did is totally obnoxious and disappointing.  Next time don’t just listen to the lectures.. ABSORB IT!

(inhales) ——- (exhales)

Temper decreases… WOOOH!

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